dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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