All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
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Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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