a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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