I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
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were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
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That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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