Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
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it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
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SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
COCAINE IS GR8
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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