Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
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Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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