do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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