just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
