Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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