WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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