Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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