I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
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I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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