lets start a swedish sibling band together
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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