apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
