that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
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I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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