what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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