I'm passing your future prison.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Randomize
