WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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