I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
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I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
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we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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