So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
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When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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