My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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