i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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