we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
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It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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