That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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