And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
It's never too late to be topless.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
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