He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Randomize
