I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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