I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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