I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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