take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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