I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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