so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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