Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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