He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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