I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
We talked him into tasing himself.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
