"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
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They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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