I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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