On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I think my nap took me to another dimension
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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