The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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