i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
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I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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