I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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