If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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