Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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