Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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