i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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