you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
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battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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