6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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