I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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