We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
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Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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