You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
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She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
The power of my boobs compel you
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize