He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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