Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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