I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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