The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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