with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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