just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
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We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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